Space Bar at the End of the Galaxy

After a disastrous encounter with the Imperial Fleet, you and your hapless crew manage to trundle into Cicero Lunar Station, in the rogue Tucana Quadrant. With your ship in tatters, your crew seriously judging your ability to lead and your bank account as flat as a pancake, you need to think of something really good to get you and your lot out of the station before the next Imperial Inspection.